Jurassic Puck Hockey

"T-Rex doesn't want to be fed. He wants to hunt. Can't just suppress 65 million years of gut instinct."

New season, new name, new jerseys.  After a productive 1st season, JP hits the ice on Friday against the newly formed Donkeys. Since we know nothing about our competition wild speculation will be plentiful.  

First off, we assume they will all sound very similar to Eddie Murphy in Shrek, thus the chirping will be frequent.  Next, ungulates are not known for their ability to dangle.  We are working towards a winning season, and step one will be defeating the Donkeys.

We are confident in our team heading into this matchup.  Several strong defenders, with a penchant for scoring, such are Larry and Will are returning for another season.  Likewise, Cech will continue backstopping for the team, where we expect him to block multiple shots with his head.  The Johnson girls will continue to play good two-way hockey. Terry, Holt, and Derek will be leading the offensive push, while proven goal scorers Corey and Nate will be reaping the benefits of the increased speed of the team.  

Joe Danger will continue to try real hard.